Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Achievements they've won
Achievements they've not won
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Are you bread?
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Kick a person into a car
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Fight the turtles
Hold your own concert
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
I'm sorry about my goat
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all the weapons in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!