Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick a person into a car
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Are you bread?
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
I'm sorry about my goat
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hold your own concert
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Craft all items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Reach level 101
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Lick a friend
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples