Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the blocks
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hit The jackpot.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Travel to space!
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Thrash the Goathenge
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Are you bread?
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Do a card trick at the magician
Baa with the choir
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
How do you catch goats?
Burn them!
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.