Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
srsly
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Finish all wallrun quest
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Finish all manual quests
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Do no evil.
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Burn people from afar
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Wield an axe with your tongue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Lick a friend
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Do a card trick at the magician
Reach level 101
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?