Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
srsly
Burn people from afar
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Are you bread?
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hold your own concert
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Do no evil.
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Travel to space!
Finish all wallrun quest
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Knock a bucket into a person
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Complete test chambers.
Find 10 trophies.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Lick a friend
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Reach level 101
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Inflate that guy's knee
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
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