Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
srsly
Find all the blocks
Hit The jackpot.
Finish all manual quests
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Wield an axe with your tongue
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Finish all wallrun quest
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do no evil.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 20 trophies.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete test chambers.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Lick a friend
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples