Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Smell and look like one
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Hold your own concert
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Hit The jackpot.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
I'm sorry about my goat
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Finish all wallrun quest
Thrash the Goathenge
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Lick a friend