Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Smell and look like one
srsly
Find all the blocks
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hit The jackpot.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Are you bread?
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all manual quests
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Do no evil.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Jump on the launchpad
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
How do you catch goats?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend