Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
srsly
Kick a person into a car
Smell and look like one
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Finish all manual quests
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Are you bread?
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
A Trip to the Moon.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Find all trophies in Space.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find all the pony horses.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find 10 trophies.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Do a card trick at the magician
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Enjoy your trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples