Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick a person into a car
Burn people from afar
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Wield an axe with your tongue
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all manual quests
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do no evil.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the master of the goat tower.
Are you bread?
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend