Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
srsly
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hit The jackpot.
Finish all manual quests
Are you bread?
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hold your own concert
Finish all wallrun quest
Thrash the Goathenge
Craft all items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Tag 10 walls.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all the pony horses.
Run wild with the podracer.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
How do you catch goats?
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Give Steve Works the apples