Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick a person into a car
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hit The jackpot.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Hold your own concert
Knock a bucket into a person
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all wallrun quest
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Are you bread?
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete centrifuge event.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Baa with the choir
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Burn them!
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the jousting mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.