Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Finish all wallrun quest
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hit The jackpot.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hold your own concert
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Travel to space!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Kick a person into a car
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples