Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Buy all hats
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Are you bread?
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the Hanging Glider.
srsly
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do no evil.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Wield an axe with your tongue
Thrash the Goathenge
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hit The jackpot.
Knock a bucket into a person
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
I'm sorry about my goat
Finish all wallrun quest
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Jörgen.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.