Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Are you bread?
Kick a person into a car
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Hit The jackpot.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Win the title bout!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Finish all wallrun quest
Burn people from afar
Knock a bucket into a person
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all trophies in Space.
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples