Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
srsly
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Burn people from afar
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Travel to space!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
I'm sorry about my goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Knock a bucket into a person
Hold your own concert
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do no evil.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all wallrun quest
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Finish all manual quests
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
A Trip to the Moon.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Jörgen.
How do you catch goats?
Get deviously trapped again
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Jump on the launchpad
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the jousting mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician