Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Finish all manual quests
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Smell and look like one
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Buy all hats
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do no evil.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Are you bread?
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 10 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
How do you catch goats?
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator