Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
srsly
Hold your own concert
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Are you bread?
Kick a person into a car
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Knock a bucket into a person
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Thrash the Goathenge
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
I'm sorry about my goat
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Jörgen.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.