Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Smell and look like one
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Knock a bucket into a person
Ride a bike for 60 sec
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hold your own concert
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Kick a person into a car
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Lick a friend
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!