Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Burn people from afar
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Kick a person into a car
srsly
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all manual quests
Finish all wallrun quest
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do no evil.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples