Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
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Hit The jackpot.
Are you bread?
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Knock a bucket into a person
Smell and look like one
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hold your own concert
I'm sorry about my goat
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Burn people from afar
Fight the turtles
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Finish all manual quests
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jörgen.
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.