Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Smell and look like one
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Wield an axe with your tongue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Burn people from afar
Knock a bucket into a person
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Finish all wallrun quest
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all manual quests
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Complete test chambers.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all the pony horses.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Lick a friend
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enjoy your trip
Jump on the launchpad
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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