Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Hit The jackpot.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
srsly
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Are you bread?
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
I'm sorry about my goat
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all wallrun quest
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Burn people from afar
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 20 trophies.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Give Steve Works the apples
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Jump on the launchpad
Burn them!
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Reach level 101
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.