Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Knock a bucket into a person
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Kick a person into a car
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Are you bread?
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Buy all hats
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.