Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Burn people from afar
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hold your own concert
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do no evil.
Finish all manual quests
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jump on the launchpad
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the jousting mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Lick a friend