Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Smell and look like one
Wield an axe with your tongue
Buy all hats
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
srsly
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Are you bread?
Travel to space!
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all wallrun quest
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Reach level 101
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Lick a friend
It never erupts when you want it to.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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