Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Win the title bout!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Burn people from afar
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend