Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Burn people from afar
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Do no evil.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all wallrun quest
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Win the title bout!
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.