- Fan Favorites
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
- Upstairs Downstairs
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
- Street Enforcers
Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.
- DerbyBall All-Stars
Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
- One Percenters
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
- Above The Law
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
- Kid Keeper
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
- Karate Hell
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
- Bash Brothers
Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
- Lady Chop Chop
Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
- The Milkman Crimelord
Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
- Dogsworth McFreedom
You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
- Zombie Survival Kit
Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
- Prison Warden
Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
- Video Grappler
Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
- Fuel Efficient Smack Down
Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
- Quentin Le Loup
Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.
- Zotmeister
Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
- Steven Dengler
Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
- Ash Vickers
Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
- Foreign Object
Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
- Dracogen Lab
Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
- High Fructose
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
- Jump Kicker
Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
- O'Grady Boot + Face
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
- O'Grady Stun Gun Happy
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
- Steroid Jackson Back Breaker
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
- Hella Heart Breaker
Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
- Hella Derby Smash
Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
- The Beekeeper Fatal Sting
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
- The Beekeeper Mega Swarm
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
- The Beekeeper
Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
- Dr. Karate Kick Master
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
- Dr. Karate Foot Power
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
- Dr. Karate
Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
- Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
- Preston Endicott Tornado Kick
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
- Preston Endicott
Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
- De Capitan Low Blow
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
- De Capitan
Complete any level with De Capitan.
- Bad Trip
Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
- De Capitan Masked Avenger
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
- Kid Justice Bully Beatdown
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
- Kid Justice
Complete any level with Kid Justice.
- Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
- Grave Digger
Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
- Salsa Party
Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
- O'Grady
Complete any level with O'Grady.
- Helicopters
Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
- General Kony Crimelord
Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
- Side Scroller
Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
- Miss Mexico
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
- Hijackers Beware
Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
- Roger Crimelord
Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
- Big Hans Crimelord
Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
- Lock 'n' Load
Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
- Miss Russia
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
- Junk Food Glutton
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
- Warehouse
Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
- Miss Japan
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
- So Thirsty
Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
- Stripper Town
Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
- Miss UK
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
- Subway Pass
Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
- Bill's Storage
Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
- Miss USA
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
- Nurse King-Fu Crimelord
Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
- Dry Viaduct
Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
- Vegetarian Chef
Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
- Battle Royal
Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
- 6th Street Blockade
Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
- Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
- Picnic Time
Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
- Miss Brazil
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
- Brother Antlers Crimelord
Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
- Fruit Kicker
Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
- Cultist Crusher
It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
- Cheese Head
Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
- Orchards
Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
- Subway Gas Attack
Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
- Miss France
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
- Grizzly Yves Crimelord
Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
- Nude Beach
Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
- Miss China
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
- King Street
Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
- Sobtanian Crimelord
Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
- Stabby Rascal Crimelord
Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
- Take Out The Trash
Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
- Miss Canada
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
- Anarchy Way
Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
- Corpse Thrower
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
- Playmore Park
Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
- Steroid Jackson
Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
- Hella Fistgerald
Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
- Wharf
Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
- Hapless Romantic
Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
- Coffee Shop Hipster
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
- Hoarder
Collect 100 unique items.
- Chairman Kodoshin
Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.