Desert Child Achievements Here is the full list of all 23 Desert Child achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply 1991Collect all the secret tapes Hello, this is PabloAchieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar. Bean MachineEat all the bean types The stones on this guyAttempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger ViciousFend off the police without being shot. Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans. Tony JonesBuy every newspaper The Martian is a bad movieSurvive a full month on Mars. Root VegetablesBeat the game OldHave over $9000 Moriyama-sanComplete your record collection Good morning videogames!Start a new game plus Two Baboons at onceDestroy two enemies at the same time Mr. BeanEat 5 bean types. NiceHave 69% hunger. Well... this is lowSuccessfully rob a bike on the street Smarter than smokingNever buy cigarettes. THIS is REAL funChill for over an hour The absolute madmanEquip more than 30 power cells to a bike World’s fastest pizzaTake a pizza delivery job. Aquaman talks to water, not fishBuy fish from the fishermen C.R.E.A.M.Phone mom for a loan I’m the Lebanese Rambo!Eat a snack pack without throwing up