Here is the full list of all 32 Dave-Man achievements.
Stay inside the bathroom for longer than 5 minutes
Rip a hole in all the banners
Hit the floating cup at least 10 times at the funeral
Wash you lucky mug every day!
Have some retirement cake
Pass on cake and let them eat it all
Find out what that USB stick does...
Use Relentless Rex to get revenge on Chatty Cathy
Collect all of the books in Dave-Man
Collect all of the records in Dave-Man
Be the King of the Castle and get the Mrs the wallpaper of her dreams.
Buy that carpet for the Mrs, even if it looks exactly the same as before!
Oh how I dream of world travel...
Retire while spending less than $300 dollars.
No NPCs want to come to your funeral.
Victorious day against one Chatty Cathy.
Victorious day against two Chatty Cathies.
Victorious day against three Chatty Cathies.
Victorious day against four Chatty Cathies.
Victorious day against five or more Chatty Cathies.
Have your first chat with a friendly co-worker at the water cooler!
NLD Escapes the Office!
You Cheated!
Get 5 coffee refills while you are dead.
Obtain mind powers to assist with coffee grabbing.
Let your food get cold.
Listen to the Great Janitor's Tale
Victorious day against nine Chatty Cathies.
Get a pet cat!
Get a pet fish.
Start a conversation with a millennial
Have fun with the family portrait