- Raid
Complete the 'Raid' objective by beating area 600 in the 'Ready Player Two' campaign.
- Tetris
Complete the 'Tetris' objective by beating area 500 in the 'Ready Player Two' campaign with a constantly shifting formation.
- Personal Tutelage
Complete the 'Personal Tutelage' objective by beating area 600 in the 'Mischief at Mugwarts' campaign.
- The Final Battle
Complete the 'The Final Battle' objective by beating area 550 in the 'Mischief at Mugwarts' campaign while your Crusaders are slowly picked off one by one.
- Teacher's Pet
Complete the 'Teacher's Pet' objective by beating area 500 in the 'Mischief at Mugwarts' campaign with some periodic polyfication.
- Video Game of Thrones
Complete the 'Video Game of Thrones' objective by beating area 450 in the 'Ready Player Two' campaign with only your most Royal Crusaders.
- Glitch Out
Complete the 'Glitch Out' objective by beating area 450 in the 'Ready Player Two' campaign with a very glitchy group of Crusaders.
- More Random Encounters
Complete the 'More Random Encounters' objective by beating area 400 in the 'Ready Player Two' campaign while fending off random boss encounters.
- No Items, Fox Only, Final Destination
Complete the 'No Items, Fox Only, Final Destination' objective by beating area 400 in the 'Ready Player Two' campaign with an annoying SpaceFox taking up a slot.
- Couch Co-op
Complete the 'Couch Co-Op' objective by beating area 300 in the 'Ready Player Two' campaign while only using 4 Crusaders at a time.
- Broom Game
Complete the 'Broom Game' objective by beating area 450 in the 'Mischief at Mugwarts' campaign while playing a fun broom game.
- No Muggles Allowed
Complete the 'No Muggles Allowed' objective by beating area 450 in the 'Mischief at Mugwarts' campaign without any dirty Muggles.
- Accio Monsters
Complete the 'Accio Monsters' objective by beating area 450 in the 'Mischief at Mugwarts' campaign while fending off really fast monsters.
- Defense Against the Dark Ones
Complete the 'Defense Against the Dark Ones' objective by beating area 400 in the 'Mischief at Mugwarts' campaign.
- Holiday Hoopla
Complete the 'Holiday Hoopla' objective by beating area 400 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign with pretty much just Event Crusaders.
- Cursed Treasure
Complete the 'Cursed Treasure' objective by beating area 450 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign while escorting some cursed treasure.
- Level Up!
Complete the 'Level Up!' objective by beating area 300 in the 'Ready Player Two' campaign.
- Slow Descent
Complete the 'Slow Descent' objective by beating area 100 in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign, but the difficulty curve is much, much steeper
- Potions Class
Complete the 'Potions Class' objective by beating area 200 in the 'Mischief at Mugwarts' campaign.
- The Lion King
Complete the 'The Lion King' objective by beating area 400 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign with an overpowered Artaxes and random Hyena attacks
- Let It Go
Complete the 'Let It Go' objective by beating area 350 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign while escorting a somewhat frozen princess
- Down the Rabbit Hole
Complete the 'Down the Rabbit Hole' objective by beating area 350 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign with the help of a tardy rabbit
- Witches and Wizards
Complete the 'Witches and Wizards' objective by beating area 300 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign
- Sleeping Beauty
Complete the 'Sleeping Beauty' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign while some of your Crusaders are napping
- I Like Potatoes
Complete the 'I Like Potatoes' objective by beating area 150 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign without the help of your idol bonuses
- Not in Kansas Anymore
Complete the 'Not in Kansas Anymore' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign while escorting Dorothy and her companions
- Shiver Me Timbers
Complete the 'Shiver Me Timbers' objective by beating area 350 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign
- X Marks the Spot
Complete the 'X Marks the Spot' objective by beating area 300 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign while maintaining a special X formation
- 2,000 Levels For All
Complete the '2,000 Levels For All' objective by levelling all Crusaders to level 2,000 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign
- What Big Teeth You Have
Complete the 'What Big Teeth You Have' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign while escorting Red and fighting off wolves
- Big Phony Wizard
Complete the 'Big Phony Wizard' objective by beating area 200 in the 'Grimm's Idle Tales' campaign
- Get Me Out of Here!
Complete the 'Get Me Out of Here!' objective by beating area 150 and resetting within 80 minutes in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign
- Beauties and the Beasts
Complete the 'Beauties and the Beasts' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign with only female or animal Crusaders
- Guys' Night Out
Complete the 'Guys' Night Out' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign without any female or animal Crusaders
- Ms. Fizzle's Field Trip
Complete the 'Ms. Fizzle's Field Trip' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign with 5 slots randomly blocked by meddling children
- Dual Descent
Complete the 'Dual Descent' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign while only using 2 Crusaders at a time
- Top Tier
Complete the 'Top Tier' objective by beating area 350 in the 'World's Wake' campaign with only the top row of Crusaders
- Demolition Derby
Complete the 'Demolition Derby' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign while protecting the demolitions experts
- Lone Descent
Complete the 'Lone Descent' objective by journeying to area 200 with a single Crusader in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign
- Double Trouble
Complete the 'Double Trouble' objective by beating area 250 with double monster spawns in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign
- Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum
Complete the 'Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum' objective by beating area 250 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign
- Around the World
Complete the 'Around the World' objective by beating area 360 in the 'World's Wake' campaign
- Dug Too Deep
Complete the 'Dug Too Deep' objective by beating area 200 in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign
- PAARRRfection
Complete the 'PAARRRfection' objective by beating area 200 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign with no Wipes
- Grond! Grond! Grond!
Complete the 'Grond! Grond! Grond!' objective by ramming your way to area 150 in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign
- Your Mother's A Hamster
Complete the 'Your Mother's a Hamster' objective by escorting the Trojan Rabbit to area 200
- Inflation
Complete the 'Inflation' objective by playing the 'World's Wake' campaign with increased Crusader costs and then resetting
- A Pirate's Life For Me
Complete the 'A Pirate's Life For Me' objective by beating area 150 in the 'Ghostbeard's Greed' campaign
- Dug Just Right
Complete the 'Dug Just Right' objective by beat area 150 in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign
- Didn't Dig Deep Enough
Complete the 'Didn't Dig Deep Enough' objective by beating area 100 in the 'Descent into Darkness' campaign
- Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Complete the 'Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' objective by carrying the Holy Hand Grenade to area 150
- Run Away!
Complete the 'Run Away!' objective by outrunning the Evil Rabbits to area 100
- The Long Haul
Complete 'The Long Haul' objective by beating area 200
- Dig In
Complete the 'Dig In' objective by beating area 150
- Centennial
Complete the 'Centennial' objective by beating area 100
- Getting Started
Complete the 'Getting Started' objective by resetting the world!