Here is the full list of all 120 CLICKER ACHIEVEMENTS - there are THE IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE achievements.
Click the f****ng weird thingy.
The keyboard is your friend.
WIN THE GAME!
Press the sexy number
Play for 250 minutes
Damn that are a lot of thingies
Play for 100 minutes
Play for 50 minutes
Even more weird thingies
Press 50 on the keyboard
Fuck it… that’s the end of the game!
Hope you kinda had fun and are happy with your achievements :P
Also…
What the actual fuck dude…
You managed to do 100k clicks…
That is super awesome and kind of worrisome...
So… to say it with the words of your mum…
Go outside and play with your friends!
And switch off the computer!
Oh boy … actually you know what… just forget about it… I am running out of things to say here… therefore…
Do you want to know a secret?
We gonna take that moment to tell you the one thing that really mattes: We love you! :)
Pro Tip: Just 3 more and you are finally done!
You know to keep it challanging ;)
Damn boooooooyyy… that’s sooo high already…
50000 = The average amount of spiders per acre in green areas. (for however is interest in a random fact)
You know as an appology for earlier let me help you a little...
From now one each of your clicks will be worth 100 clicks instead..
We hope that helps :D
See it's much faster that way :)
30000 is a very high number… there are only a hand full of numbers higher…
I guess its the best for both of us if I am just quite for a while.
See you at absolute zero.
−273.15° is absolute zero… the coldest known temperature.
You know what... I feel sorry for the way I was talking to you.
I mean look at you...
What are you doing with your time?
Like one day you will proudly tell your children...
about the day where you sat down in front of your computer...
and kept smashing this one button...
for no good damn reason...
yeah.. i didn't think so neither.
18000000 player have been online on Steam at the same time in January 2018.
You might want to reconsider your decission in live...
14.000 pounds is the weight of an average fox.
Is it really worth all the trouble for some achievements?
Aren't you getting bored?
Good for you!
Lets learn counting together...
You seem to have a lot of freetime.
9500 is the thickness of your mama's butt.
It's over 9000!!!!!
8848m is the height of the Mount Everest
7672 games have been released on Steam in 2017.
Play for 25 minutes
Play for 10 minutes
Play for 5 minutes
Play for 2.5 minutes
7000 years ago cats started living people.
Sorry to tell you but you will never make it to the end!
5000 = The amount of times our head developer missspelled achievemnets
4325003274489856000 = The total number of configurations of a Rubik's Cube.
We just wanted to let you know that from now on you will have to work for your achievements.
2.718 = Euler's number… yes the dude owns that shit!
How about we make the button visible again?
2 as a binary number is maybe the most important number in computer science.
2000 = Some male songbirds sing more often every day.
Oh also lets just get rid of that annoying moving button…
Aaaand replace it with an invisible one…
1666 = The average amount of cups of coffee a game developer usually drinks per day… well at least somewhere close to that number.
1337… nothing more.
13 = Flight rates usually drop on Friday the 13th because many people are scared of taking the plane.
It seems like you are a bit bored… lets pump it up a little
Here is your new freaking moving button!
1111 = The number is cool so we will stop the eye cancer for you
991 = Beeep Beeeep - Who is there? Is this an emergency?
828m high is the tallest building in the world… :O
Oh boy… oh boy… how about some sweet funky vision?
691 = First Irregular Prime Number (like who the fuck want to know that?)
777 is like 666… just replace every 6 with a 7
666 = Burn in hell baby!
Since everything takes so long lets double your click power!
505 Games (the publisher) did not want to publish this game… we can't even imagine why…
447.19 km/h of the fastest car in the world… did you know that this equals 277.87 mph?
4 is considered an unlucky number in chinese which is why some hotels do not have a 4th floor.
PI is around 3.14159265359
277.87 = Mph of the fastest car in the world, the Koenigsegg Agera RS.
233 = Amount of little kids in the internet who already fucked your mum.
163 = Some people in the internet think this is the coolest number. Google it if you don’t belive me.
We gonna disable the freezing on the button now… so you do not have to wait every time.
Oh wait, that's still not all!
121 is also the avarage number of games per user on Steam in May 2018
121 = 11 * 11 (also there might be some illuminati involved again)
Play for 1 minute
100% of the achievements that you could unlocked with the first 100 clicks.
Also the button actually seems to be a bit too big… lets make it small
Look at that… look at the shapes… look at the roundness!
We all love it... Sexy!
50 = Try to put that into the keyboard.
Wait… Who the fuck switched on that crap? Wait… we will change it for you.
35 = Level of saltiness that we had while creating the game.
Freaking Illuminatis everywhere.
11 = The average number of games in a Steam library in March 2016
So since you are getting up to speed let us switch on some enjoyable music for you.
Yeah you seem to get it now.
Good job, you must be a genius!
Start the game
0 = The amount of shits that where given today.
Did you see that?
I guess it workn't.
More weird thingies...