Here is the full list of all 22 Bardbarian achievements. It takes around 10-12 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Do all the things! 100% Completion.
Post a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.
Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.
Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)
Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.
Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.
Complete the "night" chapter.
Appears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.
Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.
Reach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.
Complete the "evening" chapter.
Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.
Upgrade a unit to MAX level.
Waltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.
Complete the "noon" chapter.
Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.
Don't get hit!
Send 2500 enemies to their grave.
Start a new game in Insane Mode.
Something's cooking on the title screen.
Complete the "morning" chapter.
You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?