Here is the full list of all 22 Bardbarian achievements. It takes around 10-12 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Do all the things! 100% Completion.
Post a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.
Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.
Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.
Appears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.
Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)
Complete the "night" chapter.
Complete the "evening" chapter.
Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.
Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.
Send 2500 enemies to their grave.
Complete the "noon" chapter.
Waltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.
Upgrade a unit to MAX level.
Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.
Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.
Complete the "morning" chapter.
Don't get hit!
Start a new game in Insane Mode.
Reach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.
You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?
Something's cooking on the title screen.