Here is the full list of all 19 Angry Video Game Nerd II: ASSimilation achievements.
Defeated Board James
Endured the tutorial
Completed the sexforce
Dropped 100 F-Bombs
Found the Glove of Power
Found the cape
Found the Swear'n'Scout
Found the Turbo Pad
Found the Uber Scope
Found all the armor
Collected all cartridges in a level
Collected all cartridges in a world
Collected every cartridge in the game!
Defeated Death Mwauthzyx
Perfected all stages
Perfected a stage (No deaths!)
Beat Old School difficulty
Beat Hard as Balls difficulty
Beat F***ing Impossible difficulty