(This is copy/pasted from TrueAchievements, credit for original solution goes to Maka91:
TrueAchievements)
Question: "What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?"
Answer: "Buy More Tickets"
Question: "The world's most boring video game"
Answer: "Quiplash"
Question: "Today's music needs more _______"
Answer: "Cowbell"
Question: "Something you'd like to smash with a wrecking ball."
Answer: "Miley Cyrus"
Question: "What is a bad slogan for a congressman?"
Answer: "Don't vote for me"
Question: ""Something you wouldn't want to find growing on your neck"
Answer: "Another Head"
Question: "The least romantic place to propose marriage."
Answer: "Restroom"
Question: "What would the sequel to the painting 'Dogs Playing Poker' be named?"
Answer: Dogs Playing Strip Poker
Question: "The worst planet to crash land onto would be The Planet of the ___"
Answer: Apes
Question: A Great way to kill time at work.
Answer: Working
Question: “Where are all the missing socks?”
Answer: “Heaven”
Question: “What is the best way to tell if someone is dead?”
Answer: “Ask them”
Question: “The real secret to living to age 100”
Answer: “Don't die”
Question: “A gift you shouldn't get for your grandmother?”
Answer: “Coffin”
Question: "Worst name for a race horse?"
Answer: "Glue"
Question: "Name an animal Noah shouldn't have saved"
Answer: "Mosquito"
Question: "What's the worst thing about living in Hell?"
Answer: "Bad Wifi"
Question: "How many monkeys is too many monkeys?"
Answer: "12"
Question: "A lesser known way to get gum out of your hair"
Answer: "Cum"
Question: "A rejected title for The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly. The Good, the Bad and the ____."
Answer: "Horny"
Question: "What is a bad place to skinny dip?"
Answer: "Volcano"
Question: "If the winning coach gets Gatorade dumped on him what should the losing coach get dumped on him?"
Answer: "Powerade"
Question: "What's something you never want to hear your pilot say?"
Answer: "I'm drunk"
Question: "What's a good use for gravy?"
Answer: "Lotion"
Question: What's the worst thing that could crawl out of your toilet?"
Answer: "Snake"
Question: "What really happens if you tear off that mattress tag?"
Answer: "Nothing"
Question: "Password for the high-society sex club down the street."
Answer: "Password"
Question: "You should never ______ and _____ at the same time."
Answer: "Eat and Poop"
Question: "The worst children board game "__,__ Hippos"
Answer: "Horny Horny"
Question: "What's the secret to living to 100?"
Answer: "Don't Die"
Question: "The best thing to use when you're out of toilet paper"
Answer: "Sandpaper"
Question: "Come up with a three word sequel to Eat, Pray, Love."
Answer: "Eat, Eat, Eat"
Question: "A name for an obese rapper?"
Answer: "Fat Shady"
Question: "What shouldn't you buy off Craigslist?"
Answer: "Kids"
Question: "Who should read the audibook for Fifty Shades of Grey?"
Answer: "Gilbert Gotfried"
Question: "why does the tower of Pisa lean?"
Answer: "Gravity"
Question: "best way to remove pubic hair"
Answer: "Duct tape"