Note that all of these have to be done in one play through. If you close the game and come back to this, you will not earn the achievement unless you start all over again
1 - Abandon the Hallway
- Erm, what do you mean by 'terrible'
- Alright then, please carry on
- Make up some excuse
- Blueberries and Cream
- Maple and Walnuts
- 3 Packets
- 1 Packet
- No, uhhhh
- What about the things?
- Yes!
- Wait in your room longer
- But... the hunger?
- Run away!
2 - Faint from Hunger
- No, uhhhhh
- What about the things?
- Yes!
- Wait in your room longer
- But... the hunger?
- One day without food isn't the worst
3 - Abandon the Hallway without your Keys
- Yes! Go already
- Move it, lady
- Run away!
4 - Spill Your Oatmeal Whilst Cleaning
- No, uhhhhh
- What about the things?
- Yes!
- Move it, lady
- Run away!
- Say hi
- Are you sure the kettle's on?
- Ask someone for help?
- You think so?
- Clean
5 - Spill Your Oatmeal whilst taste testing it
- No, uhhhhh
- What about the things?
- Yes!
- Move it, lady
- Run away!
- Say hi
- Are you sure the kettle's on?
- Ask someone for help?
- You think so?
- Hide in the corner
6 - Drop the Half-Cooked Oatmeal
- No, uhhhhh
- What about the things?
- Yes!
- Take it slow
- Probably
-- Choose nothing. Wait for the timer to run out --
-- Click twice on the oatmeal packets --
- Hide in the corner
-- Wait for the timer to run out --
- Just eat it now!
7 - Flood the Microwave with Oatmeal
- No, uhhhhh
- What about the things?
- Yes!
- Take it slow
- Probably
-- Choose nothing. Wait for the timer to run out --
-- Click twice on the oatmeal packets --
- Hide in the corner
-- Wait for the timer to run out --
- Try the microwave?
- Just leave it alone
8 - Burn Your Hands on the Cooked Oatmeal
- No, uhhhhh
- What about the things?
- Yes!
- Take it slow
- Probably
-- Choose nothing. Wait for the timer to run out --
-- Click twice on the oatmeal packets --
- Hide in the corner
-- Wait for the timer to run out --
- Try the microwave?
- Stir it!
- Yep. Gotta cook it
- Put it back in the microwave
- Yes. Better safe than sorry.
Achievement Porridge Perfection will unlock here
- Just grab it and go
9 (and final) - Lock Yourself Out with the Cooked Oatmeal
- Yes! Go already!
- Take it slow
- Probably
-- Choose nothing. Wait for the timer to run out --
-- Click twice on the oatmeal packets --
- Hide in the corner
-- Wait for the timer to run out --
- Try the microwave?
- Stir it!
- Yep. Gotta cook it
- Put it back in the microwave
- Yes. Better safe than sorry.
- Maybe use your shirt?
- Yes. Yes you should.
The achievement will pop shortly after finishing the ninth route.