- Hollywood Physics
Cause 5 enemies to fall to their death by blasting them with your blunderbuss
- Chop Chop
Kill 200 enemies using the big axe
- True Secret Of Sword Fighting
Taunt directly 10 enemies you kill with a melee weapon
- Arr, A Little Help Over Here
- Laughing Out Loud
- POW, Right In The Kisser!
Kill 5 enemies with the punch
- Black Powder Finish
Kill 5 enemies in 1 life using your blunderbuss
- Captain
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Captain
- Parrot Frenzy
Kill 3 enemies with the parrot in 1 life
- I Wish To Register A Complaint!
- Well Rounded
As a Huscarl, kill with each of your weapons in a single life
- Axed By The Arc
Kill an enemy with a throwing axe from 60ft
- Belle Of The Ball
Don't drop the soap
- Trapped Mouse
- Mouse Trap
Kill an enemy in Temple using one of the traps
- Sharp Pointy Teeth!
- This Is Why You Can't Have Nice Things
Return 30 chests stolen by the enemy
- Gestir
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Gestir
- Pop, Lock, And Drop It!
Bash a chest out of your enemy's hands using your shield
- Seaxmachine
Kill 50 enemies using your seax and shield
- Shish Kebab!
Kill 15 enemy parrots with the spear
- I'm Too Old For This
Kill 7 enemies with your spear in a single life
- Agrianian Javelineer
Kill an enemy with the javelin from 80ft
- Puppeteer
Impale the bodies of 5 enemies to a wall using your javelins
- Madoff With The Chest
Use the chest special to capture a chest without dropping it along the way
- Goldmember
Capture three chests in one life in Booty
- Hey, That's Mine!
Kill an enemy that is carrying a chest
- Otzi The Iceman
Cause an enemy to freeze to death in Cathedral
- See You Next Fall
- Got A Crush On You
Cause an enemy to die from being crushed by a pillar in Cathedral
- The Last Supper
- Have A Nice Trip
- Berserker
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Berserker
- Traveler
Play at least one full round on a custom map
- Lawnmower
Mow down 100 enemies with the axe/sword combo
- I Have Never Lost A Melee
Kill 200 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Meat Carver
Kill an enemy of each class using your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Cling, Clang, Clunk!
Kill 4 Heavy Knights with your axe/sword combo in a single life
- Mad Jack Churchill
Kill 3 sharpshooters in a single life with your two-handed sword
- Pris De Fer
Kill 100 enemies using your two-handed sword's parry counter attacks
- I'm Burnin' For You
Cause an enemy to die from the lava in Arena
- Parlor Tricks
Perform 25 perfect parries against your enemies
- Dr. Kevorkian
Cause 100 assisted suicides
- Elizabeth Cross
- Purple Heart
- Phluck You!
Kill 75 Sharpshooters using your longbow
- Shooter
Kill 25 enemies with a ranged weapon
- Butterknifed!
Kill 25 enemies using the short sword
- Cornish Game Hen
Hunt down 15 enemy parrots with the longbow
- Pitchin' A Tent
- Parrot Killer
Kill 5 enemy parrots
- Heavy Knight
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Heavy Knight
- Block N' Poke
As Heavy Knight, Kill 25 enemies using the sword and shield
- You Shall Not Pass!
Defend territories from enemies 15 times
- Hero Kill
Kill 3 enemies in one life while you are Pushing up Daisies without grabbing any health pickups
- Oops, Did That Hurt?
Cause an assisted suicide
- This Is Sparta!
Cause someone to fall to their death by kicking them
- Only Got One Stone
Kill 2 enemies with a single swing of the two-handed sword
- Get To The Choppa
Kill 3 enemies with a single twirling two-handed sword special
- It's Like Weakness Water Three!
Kill 2 enemies with a single longbow special
- Legolas
Kill 3 enemies with the Longbow within 10 seconds
- First Blood
Get the first kill in a round of Last Team Standing
- Archer
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Archer
- Robin Hood
Kill an enemy with the crossbow or longbow from 100ft
- Skirmisher
Play a full round lasting at least five minutes as a Skirmisher
- Ye Scurvy Dog
Kill an enraged berserker with your pistol
- Asleep With The Fishies!
- Anger Management
Kill a Berserker while he is Berserked
- Did I Do That?
Kill 2 enemies with a single cutlass lunge special
- A Chest To Die For
Kill an enemy by tossing a chest at them
- Swinger
Kill 25 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Why Did I Bother Lighting That?
Kill an enemy with a tossed keg
- I'm Invincible!
- I Shall Feast On Your Bones!
Kill 10 enemies in a single life
- Some Friend You Are
Kill 15 enemies you are steam friends with
- I Shall Smite Thee!
Kill 5 enemies in a single life
- Keg Stand!
Kill 2 enemies with a single keg
- Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch
Kill 4 enemies with a single keg
- Mine's Better
Kill both enemy Trinket carriers within 10 seconds
- Superior Messiah
Kill an enemy Trinket carrier whilst holding yours
- In Good Company
Play a full round with at least three Steam Friends on your team
- Melee God
Kill 5000 enemies in hand to hand combat
- Biting The Hand That Feeds
Kill 10 Developers and/or Testers
- Keg Whore
Kill 500 enemies with the keg
- Swab The Deck, Cabin Boys!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Pirate
- By Odin's Beard!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Viking
- For King And Country!
Gain 100,000 Points as a Knight
- Mighty Foot Engaged
Kill an enemy with a kick
- Frenchy Wenchy
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 3 players with your crossbow in a single round
- Macetro
Kill 4 enemies in a single life with your mace and buckler
- Kick Up A Fuss
Kill 10 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Monsieur Limbhurt
Kill 3 enemies with the halberd while pushing up daisies
- Golden Ball
- Omlette Au Perroquet
As Man-at-Arms, bash 10 parrots with your buckler
- The One Who Knocks
Stun 100 enemies with the buckler
- French Submarine
As a Man-at-Arms, kill 50 enemies while swimming
- I Get A Kick Out Of You
Kill 100 enemies by kicking them into hazards
- Le Lapin Sauté
As MaA, kill 100 players whilst jumping in the air
- They See Me Rollin'
- You're Not So Special
Kill a player during their special (excluding Berserker and MAA)
- 999th Way To Die
Kill an enemy by using a gate
- Art Of Defense
Kill a total of 50 enemies with a counter-attack by perfect parrying them
- Cross Country
Steal a chest from each team in one life
- Assigir's Challenge
Kill each class on the enemy teams at least once in a row
- He Did It To Me!
Kick someone into a hazard after being kicked a second before
- Tree Hugger
Capture a neutral chest first before anyone else in Pinegrove
- Foot Hand Eye Coordination
Kick a player then kill them with a range weapon while still mid-air
- Seven Years In The Making
Win 7 rounds in Pinegrove
- Taste Of His Own
Cause a Skirmisher to die by kicking/bashing the keg back
- Public Enemy #1
Be Nemesis for 5 players or more
- Robyn Hode
Return 200 chests
- My House!
Stay in a chest zone for 1 minute when team has winning ticket count of 10 or under
- Worth The Wait
Block enemy chest zone for 15 seconds while there's at least 1 chest
- The Promised Land
Conquer a territory 3 times in a single life
- Was The Sun In Your Eyes?
Kill 20 enemies in a te_sandstorm’s sandstorm
- Fond Of Sharp Things?
Capture and hold the Weapons Cache for an entire round without losing it once. (12+ Players)
- Here's Lookin At You Kid
Send 5 enemies to their deaths in the spike pits of Sandstorm
- Less Is Moorish
Win a round without capturing a third territory in Sandstorm
- Treaty Of Friendship
Conquer each Sandstorm territory with the help of at least 2 people every time (12+ Players)
- Giddy Up
Keep control of both territories in Cara for at least 60 seconds (12+ Players)
- Horsin' Around
Contest a horse territory in Cara at least 60 seconds
- Triple Crown
Win 3 rounds for each team on Cara
- Ragnarok Is A Pony
Win 10 rounds on Cara
- Crabby Hooker
Kill an enemy with your hook immediately following a roll