Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Saturday.
Read the newspaper every day.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Made a very long killing spree.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Wednesday.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Totaled 30 cars.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Sucked down your own piss.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Survived Thursday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Gained your first dog helper.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Survived Tuesday.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Kicked open a door.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.