Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made a very long killing spree.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Survived Saturday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Survived Friday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Wednesday.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Totaled 30 cars.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Survived Tuesday.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Sucked down your own piss.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.