Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
srsly
Buy all hats
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Kick a person into a car
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do no evil.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Finish all manual quests
Finish all wallrun quest
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 10 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete test chambers.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
How do you catch goats?
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples