Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Are you bread?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the blocks
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
srsly
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Hit The jackpot.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Burn people from afar
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
How do you catch goats?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.