Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Kick a person into a car
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Burn people from afar
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Hold your own concert
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Finish all manual quests
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Thrash the Goathenge
Finish all wallrun quest
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?