Here is the full list of all 24 8BitMMO achievements.
Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME.
Finish all of Draco's quests.
Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama.
Find five reward blocks.
Find one reward block.
Become potato for great glory of national party!
Woo!
Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen.
Pretend to read the credits.
Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks.
You lose at MMO.
Find fifteen reward blocks.
Find thirty reward blocks.
Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!)
Woo!!
WOOOOO!!!!
Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don't, I'm just an achievement.
Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player).
After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement.
Join a town.
Be popular and admired.
Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons.
Complete a trade with another player.
Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years.