It's one of the best games made.
You wanna farm? Do it.
You wanna fight monsters? Do it.
You wanna marry a boy or a girl? Do it.
You want a weird shadow monster from the sewers to live with you? Do it.
You wanna ride a horse to a beach then fish and find a sword while fishing? Do it.
You want a useless dog that just barks and never needs to eat? You got it.
You want to befriend a bitter alcoholic who raises Blue Chickens in his basement? God for it.
You want to speak to a wizard that gets rid of your kids because you found out you're not a good parent? Do it.
You want to listen to a soundtrack that slaps harder than a stepdad? Here you go.
In short.
Buy it.
5.0